Congratulations on your purchase of NoSkunk™.
When the directions are followed,
your plants will be nearly odorless!

 

Now we say “nearly” because there’s surely some bonehead out there who will say “I still smell something” to which we would say “then go take a shower.” But seriously, you get the point!

 

This formula will also speed up the growing process and deliver higher yields than normal.

 

Our R&D Dude has worked on this formula for a long time (only since the first state legalized a certain thing….of course!) and it has been tested, retested, tweaked and tweaked again. It works! But our R&D Dude has some words of wisdom to pass along:

“PAY ATTENTION TO THESE DIRECTIONS. MORE IS NOT BETTER! DO EXACTLY AS I SAY! IF YOU OVERDOSE YOUR PLANT WITH ANY FERTILIZER YOU WILL KILL IT….SAME WITH NoSkunk™!”

 

GROWING INDOORS

 

  1. Do not use on plants until roots are established. This is generally 2 weeks after planting clones/seedlings.
  2. Plant clone/seedling in a minimum one gallon container.
  3. Mix one tablespoon of fertilizer with water and let sit for 5 minutes. This activates the mixture.
  4. Pour this mixture and remaining fertilizer granules at the base of the plant.
  5. Water immediately and as needed. This formula will take you through all stages of growth. If you are growing longer-term plants, repeat after 60 days. (Our 59 day plants only require 1 feeding).

 

GROWING OUTDOORS

New Plants – in ground – Repeat every 30 days

  1. Dig hole the size of a 5 gallon bucket. Place a 2 inch thick layer of newspaper on the bottom of the hole.
  2. Fill hole with your favorite potting soil mixture. Plant the seedling/clone.
  3. Form a saucer-like depression around plant so water is kept around plant and will not run off.
  4. WAIT AT LEAST 10 DAYS!
  5. Fertilize with NoSkunk™. Mix 2 tablespoons of fertilizer with water and let sit for 5 minutes.
  6. Pour blend and fertilizer granules around base of plant in 6” circle.
  7. Water immediately and as needed.

 

Existing Plants – in ground – Repeat every 30 days

  1. Loosen dirt around base of the plant out to the dripline (as far out as branches go).
  2. Make a depression or dish like area so when you pour in water or it rains fertilizer won’t get washed away from plant.
  3. Mix 2 tablespoons per plant with water and let sit 5 minutes.
  4. Pour blend and fertilizer granules around base of plant in 6” circle.

 

Final words of advice from our R&D Dude……..

“You better listen to me!!! It’ll take a few weeks before this stuff kicks in. DO TRY TO RUSH IT! If you don’t listen to me you’ll kill your plants. If you do as I say, you’ll be well rewarded!!!”